How To Cheat On Your Wife

No, this is not an April fools joke. This article will be about how to cheat on your wife. I'm writing this so wives can see the common ways a husband can cheat on their wives, and be able to catch them doing it. I don't promote cheating on your wife, this is purely to educate people on ways their husbands can cheat on them and how they cover their tracks! If you are easily offended, please don't read this guide.

My own husband helped me write this, his ex-wife used something similar to method 1.

How To Cheat On Your Wife

Cheat Method 1 : Dating sites


Join a dating site specifically for married people looking to have an affair. Such sites are ashleymadison.com, or marriedsecrets.com.(remember to delete you internet browsing history after surfing those sites). After joining, simply start looking for people you are interested in having an affair with; most of the members in these dating sites are other disloyal people such as yourself, or swingers.


How to avoid getting caught cheating :  Keyloggers are your downfall.

Unless your spouse is tech savvy, they most probably have the internet browsing history turned off or don't even know how to use it. If so, no problem; they won't be able to see you are visiting sites that promote cheating. If your wife is tech savvy, you'll have to clear the internet browsing history by going to your browser settings. Here's how to do that :

Firefox and internet explorer browsers will have their internet browsing history saved at the history page, accessible by pressing CTRL + SHIFT + H.

For Google Chrome browsers it's just CTRL + H.

Check the back of your computer, take a look at the socket where your keyboard is connected to. Is there anything suspicious looking? If there is, it is most probably a hardware based keylogger that your wife has installed because she's observed the typical signs of a cheating spouse from you.

If you are on a laptop, I can't give you an exact way to detect a keylogger because not all anti virus and malware detectors will pickup on custom made software keyloggers. You WILL get caught cheating if your spouse has installed one of these. To prevent any software based keyloggers from recording your conversations and logging your keystrokes, set up your computer or laptop to make sure that your account is the only administrator account. Meaning you need your account to be the only one that can directly install softwares. If your spouse wants to install anything, tell them you'll do it for them.

Also make sure to do the hardware sweep before you start using your home computer to access cheating related sites. Even if you find the hardware keylogger, the data has already been saved. If your wife finds her keylogger missing then it's obvious that you got rid of it to protect your affair.

Solution : Anti spyware software, check the back of your computer (before using it to cheat) for hardware keyloggers, delete internet browsing history, and make your account on the computer is the only one able to install any type of software.

Ugh, just typing that out made me shiver. But we move on to the next method these slimy cheaters use.


Cheat Method 2 : Facebook and other social sites

Create a new profile on facebook/myspace or any other social site that you prefer. List yourself as single and start looking for women to talk to. This is very common, and most older women have no problems chatting with guys online, or even meeting them. Make sure to keep your status as single. Any decent woman will not tolerate you hitting on them, or any kind of sexual talk if they know you are married.


How To Avoid Getting Caught : Don't Get Baited


Cheating on facebook isn't something your spouse will expect. Most wives won't find anything wrong with you browsing facebook, unless you are spending an exceptionally long time on there and they catch you PMing or chatting with women. Just avoid letting them see your facebook screen when they are in the room and everything should be fine, but if you suspect a keylogger than apply method 1's way to not get caught.

If you are sure that your wife is on to your affairs or disloyal behaviors on facebook, do NOT fall for the old baiting trick. If a somewhat attractive person sends you a personal message on facebook saying they are interested in you, ignore them. That is most likely your wife with her bait profile.  Another thing to watch out for is if your wife asked one of her friend's to bait you for her, this can lead as far as phone conversations and actual meetups. Except you won't see them in the hotel room, you'll see an angry wife.

Additional precautions should be taken if your wife knows your email and social site passwords. Create a new email account to use with the same facebook profile.

Solution : Always start the conversation unless you know the person you are talking to is a real person, and not a fake persona created by your wife or one of her friends. And use method 1's solution if you suspect keyloggers.


Cheat Method 3 : An Interested Co-worker Or Cheat Partner

If you already have a willing cheat partner in your office or someone you met online, you should only meet up with them during the middle of the week; save your sick days for this reason alone and be home ON TIME. Doing it on a typical weekend will give your spouse reason to worry, because the overtime excuse is lame and verifiable.

You could of course use the overtime excuse if you are getting a bonus for that month and your wife will never find out how you got that bonus. The paycheck never lies, so use this to your advantage.


How To Not Get Caught Cheating : GPS data, it never lies.

Come home on time! If your spouse already thinks you are cheating, coming home late will only make her more paranoid. Once your spouse suspects you enough that they are in the phase of just gathering proof to catch you cheating, they will start installing keyloggers on your computers, or GPS car trackers.

You will get caught if your spouse checks your car's mileage daily. To avoid getting caught if they record your mileage, leave your car parked at the office area. Find somewhere near that you can safely leave your car and then go on and commute or ask your new partner to pick you up.

Unfortunately for husbands who think they are being tracked with GPS, you will need to spend money on having a mechanic scan your car for the GPS device. You could also try yourself, but without their tools you won't find it easily. Places to check are inside the glovebox, somewhere taped underneath the dashboard, inside your car door, in the trunk, underneath the car itself or somewhere stuck in the aphulstery.

Solution : Get a mechanic to scan your car for GPS trackers, save your sick days for the middle of the week, park near your office and have your cheat partner pick you up, and don't use the overtime excuse without it reflecting on your paycheck.

Detect a Tracking Device in your car

Recent emails said that my first post, is your car being tracked by gps, was not clear, so I'll post about it again and attempt to clarify.

First of all, I'm not writing this because I support the cheating spouses and don't want them to get caught, I'm writing this just to help educate those who don't know. You might even be the one getting tracked by a cheating spouse so they know where you are at all times! Before you continue, I would just like to remind everyone, that tracking and REMOVING a spy device/GPS device in your car placed there by the government to monitor you IS ILLEGAL. If you have a GPS device that was attached somewhere in your car by the government DO NOT REMOVE IT. Just wanted to make that clear.

Okay, so moving back to topic, how do we detect a tracking device in our car? You have two options.

First is to look for local directory, list down all the mechanics that are near your area and ask them if they provide an RF scanner service/GPS detection service. If they do, problem solved. Just take your car down to the mechanics and have them do a "sweep" on your car.

Second option to detect a tracking device, if you don't want to take your car to a mechanic, you can order an RF detector and do it yourself (click picture to see an RF detector). What is an RF detector? It's simply a device that monitors the signals GPS devices/cellphones send out. Sort of like this :

GPS sends out signal -> Satellite receives signal and sends it back to receiver --> Person spying on you gets your exact location on the map

An RF detector will beep/flash when it detects the signal being sent from the GPS (if your car has one attached) to the satelliate, and that's when you'll know you are being spied on. Makes it seem like we're in some kind of spy movie, right? This is one of the problems technology has brought with it, people can actually use satellites to spy on you.

This does not just mean your cheating spouse could be spying on you, it could mean anyone who can buy a GPS tracker can spy on you or your kids. Which is why I wrote this article, to help give you more knowledge to protect your family.

Even though I find it perfectly acceptable for a spouse to attach a GPS in a car they both own (it's LEGAL to attach GPS to a car you own BTW), I still want to provide this info for those who don't know how to detect a GPS device in their cars. Never attach a GPS device on someone's car if they are not your spouse/kids/family. It's illegal. Only reason I find it acceptable to attach it to your family member's cars is for protection, and of course if you suspect your spouse is cheating on you.

Is your car being tracked by GPS?

In the previous article, GPS car tracking, I listed all the benefits of having GPS car tracking on your suspected cheating husband or wife's car. This article will teach you how to detect if you are the one being tracked by GPS. This article is especially useful if your cheating spouse is tech savy and may somehow be on to you and your detective work.

Some cheating husbands or cheating wives might actually put a GPS tracking device on your car, cellphone, or bag to know where you are so he or she can freely go with their new partners without being detected. Some cars may already have GPS installed for security reasons, such as car theft, so it will be useful to know how to detect and disable someone from tracking where you are.

How do I detect GPS tracking devices?

Take it to a mechanic for a full inspection. Allow the mechanic to check inside the car also, common places a GPS tracker is hidden at is under the dashboard of the car, somewhere inside the glove compartment, and under the chairs.

Another method, if taking the car to a mechanic is not an option and if you are trying to detect a portable GPS device, is to purchase an RF detector. An RF detector is used to detect the GPS devices when they are transmitting the location to the tracker. So your only problem is that you will have to check/scan for the GPS tracker for long periods of time, sometimes multiple checking is required because it may not be always transmitting. But it's a sure way of detecting a GPS car tracker if your car has one.

There are also ways that involve signal jamming, but we won't get into that as it is illegal, especially if being misused. (Tracking your own car with GPS trackers is perfectly legal.)

Reminder :GPS devices that are LEGALLY placed on your transportation by the government should never be removed. If you are being tracked by the government either through your vehicle or a GPS attached to your body, you should never attempt to remove or jam the signal of that GPS device because it is ILLEGAL.